The Onion

those 75 million americans have done exactly the same shit they've been doing since like, the year 2000. or beyond. every guy the republicans have ever run has been some variety of racist, scam artist, rapist, or straight dumbass rich guy failson. the next election, if there is one, which there probably will be, they will do the same thing again. the election after that, and after that, and after that. it's not rocket science. it's the basic functioning of the system. to get mad at them is sort of like trying to piss into the wind in order to spite it. you just get piss all over yourself. either that, or you face the other direction and break the record in the meaningless pissing contest.

if you don't offer a material reality to people, a vision of the future, if you don't offer people anything, they will not come out to vote for you. kamala actually did worse, instead, she decided, hey, we'll campaign with liz cheney, we'll say that building the wall is a good idea, we'll say that we need to be tougher on immigration, have a more lethal military, continue the genocide that's currently going on, and then change nothing from biden's famously extremely unpopular administration other than appoint more conservatives to the cabinet in the name of being bipartisan. oh, and small business tax exemptions, and tax cuts for first time homebuyers that haven't missed a rent payment in the last 2,000 years. the only good thing she campaigned on was price controls for groceries, but then she dropped that like a hot potato as soon as she could.

really inspiring stuff. then, as always, every sensible person on the planet says, hey, this is maybe not a great idea, instead maybe we should've had a primary so they could've pushed through a candidate that didn't get less votes than ANDREW FUCKING YANG, noted bipartisan techbro-appealing dumbshit idiot, maybe we should campaign on medicare for all, funding for housing, free college, student debt relief, a stronger FTC, or perhaps she could've said hey, we'll pack the court, we'll reverse the roe v. wade decision, and then we'll try to codify roe v. wade and the million other legal decisions that we need to codify in order to guarantee american citizens some basic amount of rights. All of those would be incredibly popular decisions that would present a vision of the future.

she didn't do any of that, and then she lost, and then somehow the focus is on the people who voted, 2 million less from last time, for trump. it's insane shit.