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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hmm, maybe slip it to them when asking for the bill?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

That’ll get them fired for looking like they conspired with you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sure, that might work, or give it to them up front (protip btw, you want GREAT service? Frontload that tip, your server will break the law for you if you do that lol).