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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (3 children)

’cept Elon would cheap out any chance he could – his recent tech show proved he couldn’t handle anything more complex than animatronics puppeted by underpaid interns

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Elon is also a ketamine junkie sex pervert. You get a hot girl in suit to knock on his door and decapitate him.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

It'd work on me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Did that have to do with his comfort and safety, or just some hobby he uses to trick people into giving him money?

These people use their power and influence to stave off time and death as their prime motivator, just look at his hairline for the best evidence.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

He could maybe cause the bite of '87...