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This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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I was trying to figure out why it clicks annoyingly when I set it to oscillate, so I tore it down to the scary AC motor bits and started cleaning it and trying to figure out what's going on with the mechanism.

Then I got sleepy and just half re-assembled it. Now I have the finger chopping danger-fan running and wow it is blasting so much air on the slowest setting without that cage around it.

So tempted to just leave it running in murder-configuration. I just know I'm gonna accidentally trip over and fall on it eventually. Hehehehhe.

Things like this are why I don't want my family visiting with their little kids. It's like the house that Jigsaw built in here sometimes. Nobody respects my concerns tho and I'm just the shithead who doesn't invite the fam over.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I did that so I could throw my minions in to the fan when they displease me as a warning to others. My minions are small minions figures seized from boomers during supply raids. I have 3,004 of them and they all live in terror of my wrath.

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