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Eva Longoria says her family no longer lives in 'dystopian' US (www.bbc.com)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

For a modest fee of 300 000, I'll marry you as a Finnish person so you'll get citizenship here. The great part is there's no love required so they couldn't check if it's fake if they wanted to.

Also I don't even know if marriage fraud is even a crime here, no-one's probably ever done it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well lets at least give love a chance

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Canadian. I’ll do it for 50 000 and I’ll give love a chance for an additional 10 000.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Oh it's a bonus, but not a requirement.

I'm gonna have to insist on the money though.

We can haggle over the price.

I'm genuinely serious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

As a fellow Finn I’ll do it for twenty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

don't lowball it bro, there's gonna be lots of murican millionaires looking to escape and the countries to which you can buy citizenship, which aren't necessarily on par with finland, cost like 250k

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

20 bucks is 20 bucks!