Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Pil-grams!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I feel like it’d be a little better as:

How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving?

53 pil-grams!

Because then it’s also factual

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

This is gold

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I had children to legitimise my dad jokes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

So had I. That didn't stop me from telling all the adults, unfortunately (for them).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I tell them to mine, but they're in their 20s.