Reference: https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Springfield_Shopper_(comic)
Source: Came with a case of my dad's Busch beer in the early 90s. It took 16 scans on a 300dpi scanner stitched together plus lots of filtering to get it this legible, so please forgive 'potato' quality, this was scanned in long ago.
Edit: Of course you'll need to zoom in to read it.
Sorry I no longer have the original paper to rescan.
Thank God for the school lunch menu. I was planning to have spaghetti this week and it looks like any day of the week should be fine.