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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I hate to waste any more time on you, but also I could use a good laugh - please, enlighten us, who is it you are so empathetic towards in this post? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] -4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not your servant to entertain you. If my words haven't reached you yet, nothing ever will. Stop wasting your time chasing the unachievable. The only ones in need for a witty comeback, are clowns to entertain the crowd. I have no need for that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

Fucking PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT to you, sir or madam.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I knew there was a good laugh to be had whatever their reply, but thanks for amplifying it. Literally textbook. ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

It ain't much, but it's honest work..!

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

More of that r/iam14andthisisverydeep energy we discussed. Let your clown flag fly proudly, i guess. Cheers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You want a second clown emoji?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Would it be too much work for a big ol' juicy wrinkly brained individual such as yourself? Shouldn't you be using your valuable time in a more constructive manner, such as computing pi to the 10,000th digit or something?

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

pats head Good boy! Now sit!