this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Can’t he just stuff a few granola bars in his pocket or something? Whatever he likes to eat?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 minutes ago

Bears, cats, dogs, geese, whatever. If they’re rabid, and he refuses the vaccine, so be it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Whale blubber?