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submitted 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.

I'll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Now, if only you used them ...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Twat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

East a jar of English mustard and report back.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I accidentally west the whole jar

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.