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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought that exact same thing about snakes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, venomous snakes do have hollow teeth, but they work in reverse. This makes sense since there are venom glands, but sucking blood upwards would make it go....where? Funny to think about.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Into the vampire's bloodstream? That's why they're always so pale, they crave that transfusion...