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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Vampire anatomy expert here.

They are totally like straws. You were dead on.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I thought the same thing. Glad I was right all along

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am here for you. You can know that you're right by me telling you so.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I'm glad you guys were right. I was also right. It's a good day for being right about this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dead on: apply directly to the foredead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Typically the neck or inner thigh are better bite spots but if you can get a good grip on the head it will bleeeeeed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Ex Vampire here: That's what I woulda did.