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[–] [email protected] 73 points 5 days ago (4 children)

These people are obsessed with people's genitals. Just go to the fucking bathroom. Must you go out of your way to make even taking a shit in public more uncomfortable than it needs to be?

Shut the fuck up and do your fucking job.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Insist on big dick and small dick bathrooms for guys. Really lean into it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What if they’re a grower not a shower? How do we sort this out we talking flaccid or erect? Can half these congress critters even get an erection without chemical help?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Breaking News: House Republicans introduce bill to install Viagra dispensers in Capitol and House office building bathrooms

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't care who is with me in the bathroom. I'm not there to make friends. I wouldn't care if either Nancy Mace or Donald Trump was in the stall next to me.

Just don't talk to me unless it's an emergency, that's all I ask.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I would care. Trump stinks like shit and even though I'm in a bathroom, I only want to smell my own.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

Many public restrooms in Iceland are unisex. These apes wouldn't last one road trip.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm still trying to figure out what these people [Republicans] are doing in the bathroom. I probably don't want to know. All can say is, when I'm trying to pee in a public restroom, I don't really give a shit who's in the stall next to me. I don't care what their gender is. I don't care what their birth gender was. I'm just trying to do my business and get on with my day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

But if they don't wish me good luck, I don't want to be taking a crap next to them. Sometimes you need that emotional support on the crapper, you know?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

We know what Senator Larry Craig was doing in a stall with his wide stance.