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Ain't nobody got time for that crap! (lemmy.world)
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Especially with the rise of "ghost postings" so quantity over quality is greater than ever these days

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Because I'm bored and feeling silly while kiillng time:

Jason Vorhees
1313 Crystal Lake Rd
206-555-0123

To whom it may concern,

I discovered your Summer Camp Slasher position on StabbedIn, and I would like to know more about this position. I am a relentless killer who is up for a new challenge in murdering teens at camp. I think that I would be a good fit for this position because I have the ability to teleport, survive being shot/stabbed/set on fire, and am a dedicated problem solver.

I have 40 years of experience in menacing camp counsellors and have multiple endorsements from various local police departments. I am a dedicated killer who will keep coming back until the job is done or I am relieved of the position.

I believe this position will be a good fit for me, and I believe I will bring a lot of dread to the camp. Thank you for your consideration for this position, I look forward to meeting to discuss this opportunity and demonstrate my skills. I can be reached at the listed phone number or via email at [email protected].

Regards,

Jason Vorhees

[–] possiblylinux127 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

You're hired!

Is Jason Vorhees a real person?