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[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago
  1. Condoms
  2. Lube
  3. Wine
  4. Metal coat hangers
  5. Duct tape
  6. Bandaids
  7. Turkey baster
  8. Teen Magazine
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

You have to follow up any looks or double takes with something exra.

"Oh don't worry. That's for after." wiggles eyebrows

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Buying a dog collar & leash would add some awkwardness points.