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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

(FYI - the article that the guy is replying to is misinformation. Two commenters have provided snopes links for anyone curious.)

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[–] [email protected] 115 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If trans people and Adderall people are outlawed then there will be no tech industry left.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

You are forgetting about the furries.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

there's a lot of overlap in that venn diagram

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

some might event say it's a circle

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A hole is kind of a circle.

:3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This one in particular is chambered in 300mm, now get back in thine hole tech goblin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hell you could erase the circles and just color in the whole page at that point

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are there any cis furries in tech that aren’t on amphetamines?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The ones that are were probably all grabbed up by the US Navy to work on the Nuclear Submarines.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the navy we’re talking about…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like you want the straightest ones on the submarine, if only for the smell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm so confused by this comment, straight people smell better?! Gay people (or I"m assuming you're referring to the sexual acts) smell worse than straight people?! So straight people can't have anal sex and are known for how great they smell?!? If it's an attempt at a joke, try punching up instead of down.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was making a joke about the smell of sexual fluids, what with submarines being partially closed systems. Dont want too much seamen semen. Yeah I dont fully get it either, I am very tired.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

lol fair enough.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

New concept: submarine aces

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, I think we're included by virtue of overlapping Venn diagrams.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Won’t somebody think of the yiff markets