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Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM (80.lv)

submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 129 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Ubisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Make sure they are unwashed while being monitored

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago

You’re supposed to wash your balls?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

A shit monitoring balls?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

"If you betray us, Ubisoft, I'm going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I don't want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.