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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yea, except somehow we'll end up with something worse replacing it.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

High fructose fentanyl syrup

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

No no, Trump's tariffs on China are payback for not watching entanyl exportr. Just a stream of consciousness.