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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All the pro-small-government people I know (the ones wanting less oversight on guns) are excited for this ban and don't see the irony that they're really only small-government in the topics they want, big-government in others they decided are bad (hfcs, some red dye, banning men from women's bathrooms). We all want government protections, turns out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah, and to be clear, I'm not thrilled about him being in charge of health, but if that's gonna be one of his things that he gets right, I would be stupid not to take what little solace I can get.