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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Given that RFK jr was a heroin addict for decades, I was once again fooled by this and I thought it was real.

Satire has been dead for years anyway.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

the onion actually doesn't do satire any longer.

they do prophesy now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One can dream...

I do wish this were prophecy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Official lathe handlers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Yeah he was on record last week saying it improved his grades as a student lol