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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or those of the pecan pie persuasion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Use golden syrup, sorghum or honey?

Admission: I can’t stand pecan pie because of it’s hyper-sweetness. Maybe less corn soup would help?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I think the problem is pecan pie's entire existence depending on something terrible lol