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Messed with the wrong hobbit (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

DM: okay you successfully hid from the orcs. You hear them say Frodo isn’t dead. What do you do?

Sam: I walk straight into Mordor and demand Mr Frodo back.

DM: you just walk in? Are you sure?

Sam: Yes. I walk right in and demand Frodo back.

DM: do you ask nicely, how do you ask?

Sam: I said I demand him back.

DM: okay, roll intimidation <this is going to be like a DC 25 roll>

Sam: Nat 20.