this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

It misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

He shits himself and his supporters drop all remaining pretense and declare him the literal Messiah.