Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Something blatantly untrue but stated as a fact
Something true but stated in a way that makes it sound made up
Something so blatantly obvious it doesnt need to be said at all.

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

RULES

1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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I would go watch this (lemmy.zip)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Demigodrick to c/lowqualityfacts

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i couldn't even name or recognize one of her songs. but i'd do it, and put it on my résumé, too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I bet you know some of her songs even if you can't identify them as hers. She's that inescapable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know that one about play play play. Someone karaoked it last Halloween at a friend's party.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

And the haters hate hate hate?

And she's just gonna shake shake shake ?

If so you can thank Max Martin. You may not know his name but you've without a doubt you've heard a lot of his work.