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[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To be clear, it never was and never will be the policy of Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield to not pay for medically necessary anesthesia services.

yeah. sure, Bob.

To be clear, we can smell your bullshit 100 miles away.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Anthem PR guy: To be clear, of course we'll never deny payment for medically necessary anesthesia services!

Anthem CEO: hehehe see what we did there? That's right, our policy is that after an arbitrary amount of time set by us, anesthesia is no longer medically necessary. Ha! Hahaha! Muaaaaah ha ha! high fives shareholders