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    https://xkcd.com/838/

    He knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on mail/var/spool/mail/root, so be good for godness sake.

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    [–] kekmacska 81 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    on RedStarOS, sudo reports to Kim Jong Un

    [–] [email protected] 69 points 2 weeks ago

    on temple os, it reports directly to God

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

    best distro ever

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Put crypto on it and watch it disappear

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    kim jong un is only protecting my coins from hackers!1!1!1

    [–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

    type in some code for rsa, scroll down, scroll up, it's gone

    [–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children) 
    RSA_encrypt(val, key) {
  return val;
}
RSA_decrypt(val, key) {
  return val;
}
    [–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

    ohoho, this is pernicious (following the wikipedia article on rsa, to the letter >:), mostly c):

    struct KeyPair generate_RSA_keypair() {
    struct KeyPair keypair;
    bigint p = generate_prime();
    bigint q = generate_prime();
    bigint n = p*q;
    bigint totient = (p-1) * (q-1);
    bigint e = 1;
    while (gcd(e, totient) != 1) {
        e++;
    }
    bigint d = modular_inverse(e, totient);
    keypair.n = n;
    keypair.e = e;
    keypair.d = d;
    return keypair;
}