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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard it was some boomer customer that ratted him out

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It fits my bias so I believe it