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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Bennett was a badass bad guy. Commando is a badass movie.

"I’m not going to shoot you between the eyes. I’m going to shoot you between the balls."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Hey Sully. Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Just made me LOL. "Stick around!"

[–] Lenny 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So many good one liners. “Don’t disturbed my friend, he’s dead tired”. And let’s not forget that sick gearing up montage 👌🏻

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Police officer at the mall:

Attention all units, emergency on theater level, suspect six foot two, brown hair. He is one gigantic motherfucker...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I even love that over the top cheesy opening scene with Alyssa Milano.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

walks around with giant ass log on shoulder

Dis iz how ve do et in Austria. To hell vit rulez and safety!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I eat green berets for breakfast, and I’m very hungry!