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What's the funniest belief you had when you were a child ? (lemmy.ml)

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When i was a child, i believed autopilot really worked like in the movie Airplane, that it was an inflatable dummy.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I ran up to my mom once, completely serious and said, "Mom! I know why all fat people are short. They use up all their skin!"

I felt like a genius until she laughed so hard she fell on the floor and peed a little.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

My daughter recently asked me "ladybugs are good? Because they eat orphans?" And after a moment of stifled laughter and thought I said "aphids. They eat aphids and yes that makes them good because aphids will eat your plants"