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[–] Honytawk 66 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Those HR people who make the listing don't understand most of it anyway.

[–] luciferofastora 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I'm looking fora Data Analyst"

"Gotcha, we put up an ad for Data Science"

"No, Data Analyst, that's diff-"

"Here, we already got some applicants"

"They'll be very disappointed to learn that I'm not interested in their AI skills"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm learning how many names there are now for "person who can shoot and edit video" since I last needed to look for a job in my field. To the point that I suddenly find a new keyword and there's like 10 more jobs I can apply for.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh lord, as a 25 year industry vet in everything audio and video, that's been with my current company for a looooong time, this bothers me. Out of interest what kinda whacky names are you seeing for this kinda roll?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Weird-ass shit like “Lead Creative” and “Social Marketing Executive”

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It’s also ridiculous how often I see „Java“ instead of „JavaScript“ in job listings.

Edit: Not trying to judge Java here, this is purely about recruiters not knowing the difference, posting jobs for Java devs when they need JS devs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Agreed, why haven't we killed java off? It's terrible and there are replacements. At least with JavaScript it's terrible but a monopoly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Maybe they have a ton of different machines and need an app that works in any environment?