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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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Because I'm sick of seeing the same trite "how is this satire" comments every time I post in this community, I've decided to start including the definition for everyone:

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thank GOD it was only a School getting Shot up and not a CEO! I ALMOST thought I had to Care!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh was there another school shooting?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I hear there was one in california around the same time Thompson got his medical license revoked

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Authorities are busy trying to determine whether Luigi Mangione was involved in the school shooting.