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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There might be something to that... Is it illegal to forge a doctor's note? If so, you'll just need to keep a doctor on retainer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Only if your employer requires a doctor's note for sick days. Honestly if I ever have another job that does require a doctor's note I might just make a habit of forging those because fuck that noise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unfortunately it’s perjury. All places of employment are considered to be courtroom proceedings per the Honesty Expansion Act of 2021

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago