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No lie, i did a cool line like this for real which isn't like me usually (I should mention im a dude probs)
On vacay near the French quarter, half-hammered and fully lost trying to get back to my hotel, a group of street kids crosses the street to get behind me. Maybe after a block of me playing it like I'm cool, this deep voice says from right behind me,
"i'm... gunna rape ya."
I whirled around and saw this guy leering down at me. Even if he weren't larger and younger than me, even if he didn't have half a dozen friends, I'm not tough. In the time i finished spinning i knew i wouldn't be winning any fights, but i surprised myself by asking
He looked as surprised as i felt and laughed honestly.
and everyone ~~clapped~~ just walked away chuckling, i found my hotel, and a fresh pair of underwear.
Based on my experiences with street punks around there they were probably just fucking with you.
Lol, I'm sure glad they were cuz I'm not a track guy either.
Ha! That's how you survive on the mean streets if you don't know how to fight.