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[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

My sister said she loved not being told by random creepy dudes at the grocery store that she'd be prettier if she smiled more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

i think most people prefer not being told to be happier.

It's like reverse psychology.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

They need something like Invisalign, but they make your teeth appear to be in terrible condition. So, when says that you can smile and scare the shit out of them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That's called "American Healthcare" since it doesn't include teeth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

the irony here being, that americans have impossibly good teeth, compared to other european nations...