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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seven semicolons are the correct way to do indentation (it even alliterates):

int main
(void) {
;;;;;;;printf("like this\n"); }

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

the correct way is to never indent and never use whitespace. Saves memory.

Your goal should be 1LOC every month, no more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

all code should be written in one line with absolutely no breaks. it's the most efficient way