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[–] [email protected] 149 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Call me old fashioned, but I don't think pulling your pants down to fart is more embarrassing than doing explosive diarrhea into the Thames.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Diarrhea is a lot more understandable reason to do that. A fart you could've just sneakily let go while walking