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Anon misfires (slrpnk.net)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'd be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

the bare bottomed bridge farter

Now we have an alias

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I've got to make it alliterative - The bare bottomed bridge beefer.

I have no idea why I just posted that, but it made me giggle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Ideally that would just be their aka but unfortunately that's not the whimsy we live in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.

Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

And right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.