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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Meow at the moderately acceptably good (minus minus) looking and you may have some luck... but please don't get offended if we start pspspspsing you, it's just a reflex

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Did you try letting them scratch under your collar?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Works better on girls.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Can confirm, purring is a sure way I can get attention from my gf

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm gay

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Then just don't be gay anymore?

Duh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well then I'll be your wing person.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Now I'm hungry...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Hop in their lap, look up expectantly in a cute way, and take very good care of your hair so you are soft to pet. Once they start begging for your attention, act aloof and uninterested.

The bar cats did this to me recently and it worked. It was clear they were the masters of the bar.