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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fuck, yeah it got me too

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think this site also had a really funny article about an alpha male that touched a tampon and ended up in an ER.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

damn, good thing I'm a woman. sending my condolences to the victim and his family

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Bro had UHC too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

100% something they'd do, which makes it even easier to swallow the onion