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How to write a programming novel (lemmy.sdf.org)

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How to write a programming novel?

Cover: CSS
Copyright Page: GNU GPLv3
Intentionally Blank Page: Whitespace
Notes For The Second Edition: Kotlin
Notes for The First Edition: Java
Front Matter: Markdown
Dedication: Rust
Prologue: Prolog
Chapter 1: C
Chapter 2: C++
Chapter 3: C3
Chapter 4: Forth
Pull Quotes: Git
Unexpected Sex Scene: LaTeX
Dream Sequence: APL
Cliffhanger Ending: Python 2
Index: IndexedDB
Errata: PHP
Sequel: SQL

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I tried to think of something funny to add to this, but all I could think of was "javascript".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Well, in the world of esoteric candidates, there would be some easy ones, like Brainfuck or Shakespeare, but maybe Whitespace is enough of them in the list.