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MAGA really having a hard on for attacking our neighbors and taking their land (slrpnk.net)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Deranged fascists: We need to redraw the maps of the states to make it more even, Texas should be split up.

OK so how about California?

Deranged fascists: ....

How about new york?

Deranged fascists: ...

(The other 46 states)

What bout Wyoming?

Deranged fascists: yes split it, up we'll call it AB(raham?) And it'll have the population of a Chicago suburb.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can we just split up Chicago? It would at least make sense why they have the Cubs AND the White Sox! Who do hhey think they are? New York? L.A.? Pssshhhh!!!! Get fucked Chicago!

..........yes I'm a Clevelander still mad about the 2016 world series.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cincinnati fan here. What's a "World Series"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Is it bad that I used to say that I was jealous of the Reds mascot.....Mr Met?

I was TOTALLY correctly envisioning Mr Red. I had the right mental image of the baseball head and mustache. I was just for some stupid reason calling him Mr Met.

Then one day, at a baseball game, Guardians vs Twins, I just blurt out to my friend "You'd think that Mr Met would have been the Mets mascot. I mean, the names are right there."

And my friend tries mentally processing what I just said, couldn't make heads or tails of it, and just says ".......what?"

And I said "I'm just saying, maybe they should have named him Mr Cincy, or Mr Red. And then The Mets could have....wait, what IS The Mets mascot named?"

Now my friend is REALLY confused. He just says "Mr Met"

And I said "Yeah, he should probably be renamed. What's The Mets mascot named?"

And he just says "MR MET"

I swear, it was like an Abbot and Costello routine. Completely organic, and with both of us confused as to what the other was saying. At least in Abbot and Costello, ONE of them knew what was going on.