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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We're just as stable!... Maybe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it would certainly make me feel better about myself if I knew rocks complain about their backs as much as I do

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How do I know you're not just a rock in a trench coat, complaining about human foibles like back pain to blend in???

Actually, how can I be sure I'm not?

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