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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's disrespectful to hammers.

Hammers are useful.

[–] JasonDJ 1 points 8 hours ago

So are the people. There's a reason for the term "useful idiot".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Sure hammers are useful, and I own like 10 different types of hammers. I'm an apprentice blacksmith. That said, if I gathered up all my various hammers, and stick them in a sack, I'm not expecting anything intelligent out of them, or anything intelligible, except the occasional "clink," or "thud."

Hell, I shit talk my hammers all the time. I've yet to hear one complain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

At least the hammers are not actively contributing to the downfall of the US. Therefore I still classify then as smarter than 1/3 of the population. I have never had a hammer spread misinformation or turn on FOX news.