this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2023
1347 points (98.5% liked)

Memes

45730 readers
1314 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I read it as monkey, and it didn't make any sense.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You need less monkey if you skip breakfast. What's not to understand?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'm holding your monkey hostage. If you can go one week without eating breakfast, I will return him unharmed."

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you I technically skip breakfast for several weeks now, if breakfast is only eaten in the morning. Now, I want monkey in my office until lunch, unharmed.