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Does anyone know I've found this person?
I want to hear your answer for both options.
1000 roaches?
I'd roll them into a blunt.
No, I mean when they know you found someone and when they don't.
If it's not a secret, then the police can figure it out.
If it is a secret, the options are endless. I certainly wouldn't need to pay for a house cleaner ever again.
...are you considering enslaving the person in your attic?
Indentured servant.
Gotta collect that back rent.
What?
Free person.
Think of the possibilities.
"Is anyone aware that I have located the individual in my attic?"