this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

At least we can all relate to water splashes.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oh man I had diarrhea in a porta-potty a couple weeks ago and got some splash back. I was not a happy camper.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I call bullshit. No one survives the blue touch.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was it almost full or something? Usually the... stuff... is pretty far below the seat

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That diahrea might have been extra energetic; falling at faster than terminal velocity

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah you know those slow motion videos of the water droplet that bounces up from the surface tension?

Well, that. At scale.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh yeah it was super energetic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Neptune's Kiss...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A perfect example of something that should be tagged NSFW, but isn’t porn.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Cold water splashing on our buttholes is the great gender equalizer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you live in europe or asia (i think) then probably not

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Continental Europe maybe. On the islands ye be gettin' Poseidon's kiss.