Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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and I yelled no way.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you're supposed to take the third derivative and plot that on a y(naut) axis.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is why people say Chicargo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Warshington is what happens when you do integration.

Same with Chicargo, I think.