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[–] [email protected] 184 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I like that you actually can ls in power shell now

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, yes you can.

Also, WSL and windows terminal go a very long way in making windows actually usable...

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Usable" is a strong statement... It went from a "misery inducing insufferable machine" to a "extremely big annoyance". I do concede it is anyway a progress

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You damn spoiled kids with your blue jeans and your rock and roll music and your auto complete!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just add Winget with an UI to have a proper package manager and we're in

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Package manager with a UI? I like my apt and dnf thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can still use winget by itself from the command line! The UI is just there for convenience and automation

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The UI is just there for ... automation

Wut?

I've never gone to a UI when I want to automate something, a sane CLI is much more predictable and consistent.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Winget-UI specifically can run the upgrade tool automatically for you, that's what I meant for "automation". You could also add a scheduler to run Winget by itself every day if you need to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I've just been using scoop for many years and I haven't felt the need to switch

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

As long as you don't have ls aliased to ls -la in your brain...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

PowerShell 7 is pretty sweet ngl

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I really want to love the "everything is an object" of power shell but I just have zero uses for using a shell on windows. Granted, my windows usage is like 15 minutes a week most of the time, but still. I also can't be bothered to use it for work because it's exclusively Linux/linux-ish over there so it's not worth bothering.

Either way, I like the idea, can't really justify figuring out the details.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If you only have to use it 15 minutes every week it's probably not worth getting to know.

I work in a Windows shop, so I love everything being an object, most of the time. At least for the things that are worked out completely.

It's great for things you need to iterate or just for figuring out what you can do by piping a result to get-member. If you are interested in getting better at powershell at some point, I highly recommend Powershell in a month of lunches. (Also because I like Manning's model where they automatically offer the digital versions of books they sell, and also offering free previews of the entire book, given enough time)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"But PS is open source ! Don't you want to use it in Linux and MacOS?" - Microsoft probably

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a wonderful tool for me in a Windows environment/shop, especially with how it works well with all the Windows and Microsoft administration systems/tools we use.

Personally, I'm less interested in any language's hypothetical merits than how it fits as a tool for what I need to accomplish and ease of future maintenance when the script/program/automation inevitably needs to be adjusted.

All that said, I can't think of a legitimate reason to use PSCore on non-Windows hardware unless you're just really familiar with PS and literally nothing else. Even then you're better off taking time learning a better tool for that environment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's a very good point. My angle is as a dev and not as IT or sys admin. Power shell is probably far more powerful in those circles.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah but tbh i really despise powershells syntax. But i'm happy it is pretty powerful.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

i’m often amazed at microsoft’s ability to take a useful product and make it agonizing to use

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unfortunately, bash syntax isnt amazing either

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah. I've said this before and got grilled for it but I wish there was a shell scripting language that doesn't have arcane syntax.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Fish? I like fish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can anyone name any living language, scripting or otherwise, without arcane syntax?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Perl, no wait you said without arcane syntax....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bash came out decades ago and powershell is brand new. It doesn't really have an excuse to suck.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope I didn't come across as defending ps. PS sucks and whoever decided to have functions use capital case with dashes in between needs to have their brain scanned

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I do a lot of work in PS and I don't find it that bad. But you forgot what's even dumber about their function naming conventions.

Function names are supposed to be a single word verb, then the dash, then the rest. But not any verb, you're supposed to use one from PS's list of acceptable ones which has some really weird omissions. And they break their own single word verb convention with "acceptable verbs" ConvertTo and ConvertFrom (ConvertTo-SecureString, ConvertFrom-Json), which are the only exception to one word verbs before the dash.

Function names are definitely one of my biggest peeves with it.

Additionally, their basic comparison operators are dumb as hell. How is "-le" better or clearer in meaning that "<="? -ne instead of !=, but == isn't just -e, it's -eq. And you can't slap an n in front of other comparators for not, -nle isn't a thing. You gotta wrap the whole comparison in parentheses and slap an ! on the front or slap -not in front. But don't try to do !-le, because that's also not a thing. It's not terrible but I refuse to believe that -eq is more readable than ==

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Functionally speaking, PS is a really good shell language. Its minor things about it that I dont enjoy. As you said, it feels like the language design has some poor decisions.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you can suppress 30 years of " -al" from following his buddy.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm "-lahv", "alias l='ls -lahv'"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Updating pacman is always pacman -yuS

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'm so sorry but this is how I pictured your response lmao

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh man, it comes full circle

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also rm, cat, mkdir, cd, curl, what else

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

mkdir is literally a DOS command homie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Isn't it md and mkdir is just an alias in Powershell to accommodate Linux users?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Every command that isn't fully expanded PowerShell commands is an alias. dir and ls are both aliases for Get-ChildItem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah posh has lot of aliases by default to make it more "friendly". mkdir is just new-item -type directory or whatever.

Also curl is just alias for invoke-webrequest and works nothing like curl

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MD and MKDIR are ancient DOS commands.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I didn't actually know this, thanks for pointing out