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Well right now, I can’t sleep because I read your username and it’s a terrible day to have eyes
The average human has eight spiders climb into their butthole over the course of their lives.
This is so creepy, I wanna believe it’s true so I can share/scare people.
Sadly it isn't
tf you mean sadly?! Y’all keep your spiders away from my anus
But what about that itch you can't scratch?
Be the change you want!
The spiders had to come from somewhere. ¯\(ツ)/¯
Apologies, but you can blink easily, as I rarely call them out!