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And the steroids for my sinuses aren’t helping matters.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Well right now, I can’t sleep because I read your username and it’s a terrible day to have eyes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The average human has eight spiders climb into their butthole over the course of their lives.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is so creepy, I wanna believe it’s true so I can share/scare people.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tf you mean sadly?! Y’all keep your spiders away from my anus

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But what about that itch you can't scratch?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Be the change you want!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The spiders had to come from somewhere. ¯\(ツ)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Apologies, but you can blink easily, as I rarely call them out!