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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

An uncle died for not pooping for 3 days

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm scared now WHAT

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I dont think you can die from not pooping for 3 days. I go 3 days without pooping sometimes because my metabolism is slow as fuck.

A week or longer without pooping? Yeah might cause issues, but 3 days is fine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Same here, did it when I was younger. Day 3 was rough but it was definitely doable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh you definitely can. When I was around 8 I had a sever case of constipation during summer and couldn't poop for around 2.5 weeks. During which I had to eat primarily rolled oats and medication before being able to free the path.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but whose uncle hasn’t?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My one pedo uncle got so constipated that the shit inside of him crushed his heart. Nobody was upset by it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Enough fediverse for today, jeez.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That sentence is a wild ride!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He was that bloated and full of shit.